Pelosi Promises To Resign If Trump Is Re-Elected

Nancy Pelosi realizes she is damned. Between the numerous examinations against her, her falling survey numbers, and the certainty of Trump winning an additional four years, the dividers are shutting in. She realizes her solitary decision is to run while she despite everything can.

In a discourse today, Pelosi said the accompanying:

“I AM HERE TODAY TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. On the off chance that DONALD TRUMP WINS IN NOVEMBER, I WILL IMMEDIATELY RESIGN MY

POSITION AS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE AND AS CONGRESSWOMAN. I WILL NO LONGER BE AN EFFECTIVE LEADER IF TRUMP IS THERE TO BLOCK MY AGENDA. THE ONLY CHOICE I HAVE IS TO STEP ASIDE.

I HAVE DONE ALL I CAN TO BLOCK HIS WORK, BUT MY CONSTITUENTS ARE STARTING TO TURN ON ME AND BACK TRUMP. I AM NO LONGER WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT. THEY WANT TRUMP, AND IF THEY CHOSE HIM IN NOVEMBER, I WILL STEP ASIDE AND SUPPORT THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE.”

Unmistakably Pelosi is behaving irrationally. She can feel the feds shutting on her degenerate plans and she realizes the individuals have gotten on to her.

Congressperson Soundbite himself, Joe Barron, was enchanted to hear the updates on Pelosi’s abdication:

“IT’S ABOUT TIME. At the point when TRUMP WINS AGAIN, SHE’S GONE. THAT WILL BE THE BEST DAY IN AMERICAN HISTORY SINCE JULY 4TH, 1778. I WILL BE CELEBRATING LIKE KAVANAUGH ON THAT DAY IN NOVEMBER. I CAN’T WAIT.”

This is extraordinary news. Pelosi is on a par with gone, Trump will be President for an additional four years. Life is extraordinary.