The atmosphere was solemn. Each member of congress lined up one by one to offer their thoughts and prayers and a bag of Peanut M&Ms for the souls of the unnamed dead. All were quiet and respectful. All, that is, until Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar stepped up. That’s when all hell broke loose.
Witnesses say they could tell something was wrong with her immediately, causing them to tense up. Even her democrat colleagues began to back away, themselves familiar with her erratic behavior and wanting to have distance before the storm hit. For when Omar approached the Tomb, her face screwed up into a vicious snarl and the profanities began to fly.
“This persons are not heroes! They let Matt Damon die! They kill kittens for joy! Murderers! All murderers!”
Omar then wound up and spit. She missed Mitch McConnell and spit some of her tabouli on the sacred Tomb of the Unknown Soldier instead, perhaps the most despicable act ever perpetrated by any politician in the history of the United State of America. She followed this despicable act with a few more choice words:
Omar’s projectile. Some want her prosecuted for use of a biological weapon.
“I will not rest until the entire right wing is covered in delicious snacks!”
This woman has no place in our government. She has refused throughout her life to assimilate and does not share any of our ideals or our culture. If you have friends or family in Minnesota, tell them not to make this mistake again. Tell them to vote her out.